Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
