Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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