i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
