god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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