Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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