who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
