I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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