But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she peed on how many people?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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