My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
