yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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