went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Randomize
