Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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