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I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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