some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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