I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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