Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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