I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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