I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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