She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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