Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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