is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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