so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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