It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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