I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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