Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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