never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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