Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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