You really coming over, don't trick.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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