Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Randomize