Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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