that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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