My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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