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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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