I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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