There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
