What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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