I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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