Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
