Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize