Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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