help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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