we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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