O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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