But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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