I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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