He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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