Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You pole danced in your parka.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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