dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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