Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
where am i from again
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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