Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
