Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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