So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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