Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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