i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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