this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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