Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
honey bunches of taint.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Panties = found
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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