Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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