I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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