wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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